'Harry Potter Geek'. 21. English. Proud nerdgirl. Cosplayer.
- Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
- Tywin: no they fucking aren't
- Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
where am i?
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in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either” i think that’s lovely don’t you?
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Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
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is this sweden just taking the piss out of themselves via song omfg
who knew the uk had a soulmate
uk/sweden otp
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My favourite thing about Eurovision is how everyone from the UK tries desperately to claim another nationality.
“I’m 1/8th German, I’m with them!”
“My cousin married a Swedish dude, go Sweden!”
“My neighbour’s friend’s cat had a kitten that was bought by a dude who had once been to Israel. Israel to win!”
i think the english should be able to vote for themselves because nobody else does
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