• Me: *wrapping presents with Mum*
  • Mum: "Can you, just, like, piss off for a bit?"
  • Me:
  • Mum:
  • Me:
  • Mum:
  • Me: "Subtle."

michelleisnotonfire:

theonewhowrites:

loki-dokey:

postordiea:

bendydicks:

You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling.
And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like
oh just kiss already

WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP

GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS

Bramerica.

#LIBERTEA

(via omglouispls)

aworldwithoutbatman:

gordon—bennett:

iamsleeping:

hortonhearsadoctorwho:

I’m so confused by Britian right now. 

It’s like when you think you know someone and they’re this quiet reserved person. And then you go to a party they’ve thrown and they’re really drunk and half naked, on a table twirling their shirt over their head.

it’s funny how other countries don’t know about our binge-drinking culture and all the teenage pregnancy and jeremy kyle

(via slytherinmarauder)

  • Me: Did you know Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus got engaged?
  • My Brother: Who's Liam Hemsworth?
  • Me: Gale from The Hunger Games.
  • My Brother: I never saw it.
  • Me: He's Thor's brother.
  • My brother: Loki's marrying Hannah Montana?

(via jemzamia)

Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes: