• Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no I am not.

Hello, boys. Look at your girlfriend, now look at me, now back at your girlfriend, now back to me. Sadly, she isn’t me, but if she stopped watching The Only Way is Essex and switched to Game of Thrones, she could almost be me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re at a convention, meeting Benedict Cumberbatch with the girl your girlfriend could be like. What’s in your hand? I have it. It’s two tickets to the midnight premiere of The Dark Knight Rises. Look again. The tickets are now Xbox remotes! Anything is possible when you have a geek for a girlfriend. I’m in the TARDIS.